The following  is a summary of the most frequently asked questions. Questions 1-5, and 33-34 are related to ordering. (26-34 are newly added as of July 2008)


    1) How long does it take for to receive the product after the order is placed?

After knowing which pigment to use, I need two weeks to finish producing one prosthetic.  How long I actually need at a given time    depends on how many orders I have.


    2) Do I have to pay in full at once?

Before sending you the pigments, I need a down payment of at least 100 Euro. Before sending the finished prosthetic, I need to be paid in full.

    3) What if something goes wrong? Or Breaks?

In itself the prosthetic is fairly fool proof and shouldn’t need any repairs. If you have problems, I am always available to answer questions and give suggestions. If something breaks because I made it wrong, then I would fix it. (Please keep in mind that it is a prosthetic and will not last forever).

    4) What does it cost in..?

Please check an online currency converter. www.xe.com/ucc

    5) Do you take credit cards?

Yes, I can take credit card payments through 'paypal'  www.paypal.com

    6) How does it feel for my partner?

The partners are VERY pleased. It feels just as it should, absolutely natural when in the body. Also it looks so good and there is no distracting harness. This makes it easy to forget that it is a prosthetic. Also, after an orgasm, when the body returns to ‘normal’, it can be quite uncomfortable to remove a large erect penis. For this reason, the air can be released from the prosthetic to end an erection while the penis is still inside (which is also another realistic touch -penises return slowly to a flaccid state after sex).

    7) How do I use the toilet?

Just snap open the snap between the legs and lift the balls forward. The back part hangs along the 'bum crack'. (It is too short to reach the anus). (see features)

    8) Could you explain the back holder?

There is a thin extension piece which goes between the legs, and second small bit attached below the tail bone. Both are connected with an easy to use snap (for opening and closing so that you can lift the balls and use the toilet). The holder is needed to keep the prosthetic from hanging forward when you bend forward, from riding up when you ride a bike, and so you can move freely in general - so you can move free for sex. The holder stretches with your movements, and is on your body, but hanging, -not tight against your skin. (see features)

    9) Does the adhesive really hold?

Yes!, it is very secure, because of the design of the prosthetic itself, and the materials.
I spent a lot of time testing glues, prosthetic shapes, and materials in order to get this right. (see price and payment)

    10) Can the prosthetic be worn without the adhesive?

No, it is designed to be worn with adhesive, and must be attached to the body in order to stay in place.

    11) Is it made from “Cyberskin”?

It is made from a very soft professional prosthetic making silicone. “Cyberskin”, is not as strong as the one I use, and “Cyberskin” is made with chemical additives which I would not want touching my skin for any length of time, or to use for sex. 

    12) Can you really go swimming with it on? Can you go in the ocean with it on or will salt water affect it?

Swimming is no problem at all. Salt water has no effect. Soapy water softens the adhesive; it will not stay attached long in a soapy bath. 

    13) How long is the expected life of this product? 

I have constantly been creating new models over the years - until I got it right. But I haven't had a chance to test it for longevity. What I can tell you is that a central aspect to my design has always been durability.

    14) How long can you realistically and practically wear it?

All the time. You just need to remove it to wash the attachment parts and to re-glue.

    15) Have you personally been using it?  Sleeping with it on?  Swimming with it?  Showering? working, walking, etc.?   

I have been sweating swimming bike riding and everything else daily living with all the many previous stage models of the prosthetic while concentrating on details to improve it for years now.

    16) How does the erection process work?

You squeeze the balls to pump air into the shaft. (see features)

    17) How long does it take to form an erection?

You need to screw the exit valve closed before pumping which is just a few of twists with your fingers. (see features)Pumping takes 15 seconds.

    18) How long does it take to go from erect to flaccid?

Two seconds, unless you choose to let the air out slowly, in which case it could take as long as you want.

    19) You mention "there is an integrated knob to ensure physical sexual feeling". How does it stimulate? 

The stimulation is pressure and slight rubbing on the small penis (hormonally enlarged clitoris). (see features)

    20) I don't quite understand how the head tucks into the skin. Is it like foreskin?

In some of the photos you can see some options of how to fold the skin in. It could also be folded over more or less, or anywhere else along the shaft, or not folded at all. The skin is loose over the inner shaft, allowing you to tuck it in on itself, or to let it hang.

    21) What about metal detectors? – Airplane travel?

There is nothing metal in the prosthetic. There are also no liquids or gels. I have included an air release valve (see features) to allow air to flow out of the skin for air pressure changes while flying, while keeping the prosthetic waterproof for swimming and bathing.

    22) When flaccid, does the penis hang down over the balls in a natural fashion?

When flaccid it does stick out a bit, at a 40 or so degree angle, and rests down easily with very little pressure (underwear). (see photos)

    23) How much does the prosthetic weigh flaccid or erect?

It weighs about 200 grams (a half a pound, or 7 Oz).

    24) Does the prosthetic loose shape over time?

No, it doesn't loose its shape.

    25) Will the colour fade over time?

It will fade over time if often exposed to direct sunlight.

    26)  Can you see the attachment areas?

Yes, you can. They are small, contoured and very flexible, but they are there.

    27)  Is that real hair in the photos?

Yes, it is his real hair (and no I do not make hairpieces – and do not plan to). (see photos)

    28)  Will the prosthetic stay attached for sex regardless of position?

The glue bond is very strong and the prosthetic designed to stay attached to the body while letting you move freely, but it is a prosthetic which is glued to the skin. There is no absolute guarantee that it will stay attached at all times.

    29)  What are the exact dimensions?

The measurements are not exact, as each prosthetic is individually made and slightly different.
The measurements are approximately:
flaccid: 10cm (4 inches) long, 13cm (5 inches) in circumference. erect:  16,5cm (6.5 inches) long, and from 15cm (6 inches) at the base to 13cm (5 inches) just before the head in circumference. (see Phase2 is)

    30) Do you make custom sizes?

No, for the time being, I make the one size only. (see previous question)

    31)  Will my new girlfriend know notice that it’s a prosthetic?

Yes. Anyone who you are intimate with will know that it’s a prosthetic. Although very realistic to the touch and to the eye, it is made of silicone, it is not permanently attached to the body, and erections are not spontaneous.

    32)  Can I urinate standing up with the Phase2?

No, the Phase2 of the prosthetic does not include a Stand To Pee device.

    33)  How long is the wait after ordering?

I have a considerable waiting list. The average wait is currently 4-5 months.

    34)  If I pay more can I get it sooner?

No. I do not accept higher payment. I do not do rush orders. I complete the orders as they come.